In case you were wondering: none of the following items can be used to break into my apartment if you leave your keys to my apartment sitting on my work desk:

- Barnes and Noble giftcard
- Unused Home Depot Commercial Account Card
- Library cards to any of the following institutions: Pearl River Public Library, New York Public Library, New York Public Library Research Libraries ACCCESS card, Wellesley Free Library
- UCB Student ID card from Neil Casey's Level 201
- Stainless steel spatula
- Brand-new sandal shoe, left
- Travel iron
- Brand-new sandal shoe, right
- Commemorative Sarah Durning Twix Wrapper
- $2.00 bill
- Despair