Here are some things that I think are a good idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine but that I will not think are a good idea in the morning:

- The people who own the deli downstairs want to hear me criticize their snack selection
- Our front door has "gotta go" because it makes a loud buzzing noise
- Stephanie and I are amazing singers
- If we are two girls walking into a deli, and two boys walk out, we should invite them upstairs to watch movies because the numbers match
- If I like a boy, I should send him an e-mail telling him about his dreamy eyes
- If Stephanie likes a boy, I should send him an e-mail telling him to "shape up"
- Drunk blogging
- Wearing a washcloth on my head
- Doing so much improv-y stuff on the weekends that any at-home socializing has to be scheduled during the week. Wait. I don't agree with that now either.
- Drunk blogging