Reason I love my workplace #438:

Occasionally, the Press Department holds raffles on Fridays. The prizes have included tiaras, alize, and a sparknotes of the Scottish Play that belonged to the old executive director.

When I went over to get my raffle ticket today, I found our press agent racing around his office. He wasn't setting up an interview, finishing a release, or arranging a pair of tickets. He was trying to find a glue stick to finish the raffle sign.

The prize is always a secret until it's revealed.

Also, this exchange:

Me, Production: Is it a boyfriend?
Sam, Press: If it was a boyfriend, would I be raffling it off?
Jay Dove, IT: If it's a boyfriend and I win, you can have it.