There is a reason I blog about her so much.
I tried this bit twice before it landed:
Sent at 3:12 PM on Friday
me: buying underwear is far more stressful when you know someone else is actually going to see it
me: which reminds me - I have a drs appointment Monday afternoon
me: wah wah
me: dressing up for the doctor
me: Caroline in the City'd!
Nicole: you kill me
She also forgot I offered her one of my last two leftover rangoons so I got to eat it after she left.