So, Mercury is in retrograde. Don't know what that means? Well, look it up yourself - I'm not your damn mom.
Fine. It's all about communication and technology breaking down.
So my cell phone is broken. It might or might not be related to that time when I spilled a water bottle in my bag. Also, this is why I would never, EVER, not buy a crappy, very basic phone. I can't have nice things.
Speaking of nice things I can't have - I think I just broke my iPod. It also might or might not be related to the above incident. Also, I just bought it one year and one month ago. Also, this is why I was afraid of buying an iPod. Because. I can't have nice things.
How bad is my iPod sitch? See for yourself. The following is the image I get whenenver I turn it on:
And it wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have a fucking face.